Fun with blog stats! Here are a few of the search terms that have brought eyeballs to my blog. I’ve arranged them in poetry form for you. If I was able to figure out the link, I added that, too. Enjoy!
poems to tell people you hate them
turkey-baster baby
the field of freaky flowers
I stepped on a slug barefoot, what can happen
why ball-point pens use blue ink?
sleeping with phone in hand
mrs. carla my first sex teacher
defination of photography from authors
how to write christmas on a cake
dog with floppy ears
what do ear wigg do to you
Whatever happened to peacock blue ink?
why use clairefontaine
MAKING A FACE ON A CAKE
madeleine stowe
the day you were born
vanity plates suzanne
Ribsy quizzes
I want to meet and marry a pilot
empress of the north blog
cake face
parachute pants
what dose the snowglobe stand for
jealousy like ink in milk quote alice munro
funny bird cartoons, poop
a naked man swimming
how to 300dpi
michelangelo appropriation
love photography
mysterious things



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June 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Katherine Coble
Never ever ever write a post about a certain television show starring a family with twins and sextuplets.
Also never write a post about prom dresses for fat girls.
Or Harry Potter fanfiction pornography.
/lessons from my own scary search term history
June 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Kathleen
Oh these are just too much!! Thanks for the laughs.
June 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Terry Odell
I love this — I saved up a month’s worth of search terms that led to my blog once. http://terryodell.blogspot.com/2008/06/did-your-search-engine-run-out-of-gas.html
Some surprises there. (I didn’t count anything with my name or book titles.)