Fun with blog stats! Here are a few of the search terms that have brought eyeballs to my blog. I’ve arranged them in poetry form for you. If I was able to figure out the link, I added that, too. Enjoy!
poems to tell people you hate them
turkey-baster baby
the field of freaky flowers
I stepped on a slug barefoot, what can happen
why ball-point pens use blue ink?
best place on earth
sleeping with phone in hand
defination of photography from authors
how to write christmas on a cake
dog with floppy ears
mrs. carla my first sex teacher
Sexy fiction woman
what do ear wigg do to you
Whatever happened to peacock blue ink?
why use clairefontaine
MAKING A FACE ON A CAKE
madeleine stowe
the day you were born
vanity plates suzanne
Ribsy quizzes
I want to meet and marry a pilot
empress of the north blog
cake face
spotted dick
parachute pants
what dose the snowglobe stand for
jealousy like ink in milk quote alice monroe
funny bird cartoons, poop
a naked man swimming
how to 300dpi
michelangelo appropriation
love photography
picture of parachute pants
scanoe
mysterious things
poems to tell people you hate them

"love photography"
turkey-baster baby
the field of freaky flowers
I stepped on a slug barefoot, what can happen
why ball-point pens use blue ink?
best place on earth
sleeping with phone in hand
mrs. carla my first sex teacher
defination of photography from authors
how to write christmas on a cake
dog with floppy ears
Sexy fiction woman
what do ear wigg do to you
Whatever happened to peacock blue ink?
why use clairefontaine
MAKING A FACE ON A CAKE
madeleine stowe
the day you were born
vanity plates suzanne
Ribsy quizzes
I want to meet and marry a pilot
empress of the north blog
cake face
spotted dick
parachute pants
what dose the snowglobe stand for
jealousy like ink in milk quote alice munro
funny bird cartoons, poop
a naked man swimming
how to 300dpi
michelangelo appropriation
love photography
scanoe
mysterious things
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June 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Katherine Coble
Never ever ever write a post about a certain television show starring a family with twins and sextuplets.
Also never write a post about prom dresses for fat girls.
Or Harry Potter fanfiction pornography.
/lessons from my own scary search term history
June 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Kathleen
Oh these are just too much!! Thanks for the laughs.
June 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Terry Odell
I love this — I saved up a month’s worth of search terms that led to my blog once. http://terryodell.blogspot.com/2008/06/did-your-search-engine-run-out-of-gas.html
Some surprises there. (I didn’t count anything with my name or book titles.)